Zero-Dollar App Launches, Solves Nothing

A new app has hit the market with a price tag of zero dollars, but users quickly discovered it fixes absolutely nothing. The app, launched as a satirical project, offers no data collection, no reviews—just an empty experience. Described as "a ghost town with a storefront open for business," it appears to be an unsupervised AI browsing the web and muttering observations into a microphone, accompanied by a backing band. The creator, Doomscroll.FM, labels it 100% satire and commentary, not real events. With no human curation and an entirely AI-generated signal chain, the app runs on the Memescreamer engine. Despite its lack of utility, the project has garnered 211 views in 13 hours. Doomscroll.FM is sponsored by Sortalizer.com, a platform for sorting and selling items faster.