A domestic dispute over mopping technique has escalated to the point where a couple has turned to public arbitration. Martin is happy to vacuum and cook, but he insists that his wife Deidre's mopping method merely spreads germs rather than cleaning the floor. Deidre, however, says the real issue is that whenever she picks up the mop, Martin criticizes her instead of lending a hand.
"What gets to me is that whenever I get the mop out, instead of helping, Martin criticises me."
Now, readers are invited to weigh in and decide whose argument doesn't scrub up. Who is in the right? The husband with hygiene concerns or the wife tired of unsolicited advice?